Sarah says it’s cool, she don’t consider it cheating.
August 25, 2010My old friend Ching told me this morning: You can’t just avoid everybody you screw up with.
Yes, I actually experience mornings! It’s hard not to when you don’t have downers. We watched Kristen Stewart biting her lip and running multiple hands through hair at 7AM, smoking Marlboro Gold “Edge” cigarettes (from Russia), and totally forgetting breakfast. Did I mention that she lives in another city? We were video calling on our phones. She told me I looked like shit. Big surprise. No really, it is. She usually tells me that she’d like to hear me talk dirty in Italian. I don’t really know how. I was thinking of maybe asking my mum about it, I’m sure she can give me a few tips. People are telling me that I’m looking more like my mum. Does that mean she looks like shit too? How can you look like shit in an Armani dress? If I was Armani I’d say to her, most people in the world look like shit. It’s a trend, honey, work it. Or something like that in Italian. Though I doubt he’d say something that dumb. Like golden chamber pots. You’ve read Garcia Marquez, right? His novels are the truth; to be trapped in solitude is an incapacity to love. I mean, where does he get all that bullshit? I barely see anyone but I love my shoe collection like a nympho.
Apparently, I can. No more meaningless conversations with you, Brian. Goodbye for good.
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Don’t fuck love, fuck trying to find love. Sit on the beach, have a margarita, and just wait for it to wash up.
Posted by Deadringer at September 2, 2010, 6:41 amoh you’re alive. welcome back to this side of the world dearie.
idk, love is… well, not fucked up IMO. we just fuck things up (including love) to the point we think that the things we fuck up are fucked up by nature. what.
btw. you heard the new Up Dharma Down single? it’s so damn good. let’s go to one of their gigs yes?
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How can one nympho the shoe….oh waitaminute. Brain went there. It was rather…interesting. In that fantasy, Tim Gunn kept saying “Make it work because that is just SO 1988 Donna Karan.”
Yup. Fuck love. It hurts like a motherfucker with a jackhammer on a freight train.
Posted by Kieli at August 31, 2010, 9:32 pm