Hit Confession #1: a cause des garcons
March 6, 2010Alice means LSD. ungrammatical hair critters. shrooms. stripper friends. herbs. veggies. go vegan, Hero of the Underworld!
A, you’re adorable. B, you’re so beautiful. C, you’re so cute and full of Charm. a cause de garcons! Yelle it!
What I lack in insight, I make up for it in experience. I’m not a very perceptive person–I wouldn’t know what’s behind another person’s actions unless they tell me. I take every moment, good or bad, like it is meant to happen. The reasons behind it matter, but finding them out I don’t bother. I react the way I should in accordance to how I or someone else I know went through a relatively similar situation. I’ve encountered various personalities–from bitches, fuck-ups, drug addicts, homosexuals, to angels, do-gooders, and morally-upright characters. I’ve seen too many riots, ecstasy parties, illegal races, blowjobs in bathroom stalls. Key bumps in the next cubicle. Abortions in public transportation. Sex tapes in the making. Bedbugs drilling holes into vagina-less female bedbugs. Beards growing longer and longer in heightened anticipation of sex. Skinny dipping in the fountain square. Banana-flavoured edible thongs. Venus observa. Asthmatics only need natural antihistamine. People who have zits are virgins. Orgasming like a pig. Fornicate Under the Command of the King.
That being said, my mind is desensitised.
Fuck you, A, B and C! You all know who the fuck you are. I’m not a piece of meat you people can prey over. And I’m a fucking vegan! Mio Dio, I can hear my little Bianco crying for me…
I’m off to the party, bitches! You remain uninvited. Blog before the party. Blog after the party. If I don’t fucking pass out.
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